we went to a diner.
background story: zack is italian.
amy is looking at the selection of omelettes.
amy: what’s the difference between normal sausage and italian sausage?
zack: i’d tell you, but i think i’d blush!
later, as the waitress comes around to take orders.
zack: i’ll have a coffee and cheesecake.
waitress: ooh, you’re easy! :)
amy: yeah, he is easy. ;)
Posted on February 29th, 2008 at 2:28 am
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amethyst wednesday.
sonia: i laughed so hard because
sonia: you know ruby tuesday?
sonia: i was like “i wanna go to… amethyst wednesday…”
sonia: but REALLY QUIETLY
sonia: IT WAS SO AWKWARD
Posted on February 10th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
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are you for real.
this is a wall-to-wall correspondence between two people i went to high school with. no wonder i was miserable. (i hope they never see this. rofl.)
frank: What is love?…(complete the lyrics)
henry: What is love… What is love… What is love… I hope this isn’t a new song ’cause, frankly I don’t know >< Noooooo!! ‘S this the first guess-the-lyrics game that I didn’t figure out?
frank: …oh baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more.
henry: Man, I don’t have a clue what that song is. What is it?
frank: Henry. how could you. How have you never heard of this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsCXZczTQXo
henry: Dude, of course I know that song! I just haven’t heard it in ages… I don’t think it’s a song that’ll come to mind in a second for everyone (c’mon man, it’s a 80s song and he’s not the Beatles).
WHAT?!?!?
Posted on February 8th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
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thugs.
tropican troop: he looks dangerousss in that picture.
oh jen go: um.
oh jen go: he’s taking a picture of a ladybug.
tropican troop: ROFL
Posted on February 7th, 2008 at 1:05 am
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Jigsaw’s next endeavor..
*after opening the Netflix packet*
Kiel’s Mom: Ooh, what movie did we get?
Kiel: Saw Four.
Kiel’s Mom: …what.
Kiel: Saw Four.
Kiel’s Mom: Oh! I could have sworn you said “soft porn”.
Posted on January 30th, 2008 at 2:15 am
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ooc.
jordan: [spits on train tracks] see, i can’t do that when i’m wearing a blazer.
jordan: ’cause then i wouldn’t be in character.
jordan: i’m fucking punk rock!! [grabs his hoodie and does a little dance]
Posted on January 27th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
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pancakes.
in my abnormal psychology class, discussing judgement of right and wrong.
nagelbach: say the door was open. then a baby happens to crawl in, and my eyes light up! i run over there and start stomping on the baby. ahh, i know no higher pleasure than baby stomping.
Posted on January 26th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
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oh.
Omar Kadaffi: if anyone ever read our conversations, they’d think I was a homosexual alcoholic, and you were a pompous coke head.
Posted on January 25th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
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Pink eye.
oh jen go: *scratches your iBalls*
Posted on January 21st, 2008 at 5:04 pm
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oh.
oh jen go: i cant believe
oh jen go: i didnt fail that class
oh jen go: im seriously in shock.
oh jen go: serious.
oh jen go: shock.
tropican troop: are you sure that shock isn’t a partial concussion.
Posted on January 18th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
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This is a blog where the most amazing people in the history of ever share quotes and events that they found to be highly amusing. These things will be posted whenever the hell we feel like it. EXCITING.
AMY is an art student in Chicago. A lot of homeless people find her amazing and try to touch her face.
KIEL is a fanboy in NJ. He does neat things like start quote blogs with his friends and wear form-fitting clothing.
CHRISTI is an art student too, but lives in Arizona. She's studied it up in Japan and works in a web design firm. That's how cool she is.
JEN is a SoCal girl. She's true glam and probably has more money than you. She's also a huge perv.